this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle
I was drawing Coran when I thought of this and had to stop and draw this instead
working in the drive-thru
- me: and would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy with that, ma'am?
- woman: uh... it's for a boy.
- me: okay congratulations
- me: do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy
- woman: i want a boy toy please
- me: haha dont we all
- woman:
- me:
- me: so do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy you have to choose
i love the idea of klangst but i also wanna draw cute fluff so have this escalating mess @klangst-week: Day 1
Every phrase said by the Voltron Combinable Toy
@emeraldcyborg and I bought all the lions and spent about two hours recording this transcript, so I hope someone gets a laugh out of it. Or uses it in a fic somehow, because now I really want to see that.
(When Voltron is fully formed)
- Lance: Blue Lion! Ready for action!
- Keith: Red Lion! Ready for battle!
- Pidge: Green Lion! All systems go!
- Hunk: Yellow Lion engaged!
- Shiro: Red, Green, Black, Blue, and Yellow Lions detected! Voltron operational!
- Voltron complete. Targeting Robeast!
- Great work, team!
- Let’s do it! Keith, form sword!
(Pressing the button in full Voltron form)
- Shiro: Let’s do it! Keith, form sword!
- Keith: Yes, sir. (Sheith bait)
- Keith: Forming blazing sword!
- Shiro: Now we go on the offensive.
- Keith: Time to heat things up!
- Lance: It’s on!
- Shiro: Lance, Hunk, give me full reverse thrusters!
- Lance: Fastest feet in the galaxy!
- Hunk: Whatever you say, Shiro!
- Lance: Roger. Engaging lower thrusters.
- Lance: Don’t worry, Shiro! I got this!
- Shiro: Form shield!
- Shiro: Pidge, form shield!
- Pidge: My shield can’t take much more of this!
- Pidge: Roger that!
- Shiro: We need to increase firepower!
- Lance: We got ya, buddy!
- Pidge: Eat this, Zarkon!
- Shiro: Let’s light this thing up! Fire lasers!
- Pidge: Firing lasers… now!
- *pew pew! laser noises!*
- Keith: Fire magma beam!
- Hunk: Time to armor up!
- Lance: Hold it right there!
- Keith: Let’s cut the Galra down to size! (keith no)
- *pew pew! laser noises!*
- Hunk: You dropped a sonic boom on him!
- Keith: I’m not backing down!
- Lance: Let’s see if I can freeze these guys!
Combining phrases
(Red Lion attached)
- Keith: Red Lion, ready for battle!
- Shiro: Good to have you back, Keith. (more Sheith bait)
- Keith: I’m on it, Shiro!
(Green Lion attached)
- Pidge: You can count on me, Shiro!
- Shiro: Pidge, we’re going to need that shield.
- Pidge: Green Lion! All systems go!
(Blue Lion attached)
- Lance: I’m right there with ya!
- Shiro: We need to increase firepower!
- Lance: Blue Lion, ready for action!
(Yellow Lion attached)
- Hunk: Yellow Lion engaged!
- Hunk: Are you sure we should do this?
- Lance: We got ya, buddy. (This is the only instance in which two paladins other than Shiro talk to each other. Hance bait?)
- Hunk: Whatever you say, Shiro!
(Detaching any of the lions)
- Shiro: Great work, team!
- Shiro: Separation sequence engaged.
(Yellow Lion detached)
- Hunk: Sorry, my bad.
(Blue Lion detached)
- Lance: Let’s play it cool!
(Green Lion detached)
- Pidge: Whoa whoa whoa!
(Red Lion detached)
- Keith: I’m not backing down!
(Pressing the button when any of the lions is not attached)
- Shiro: We need the red lion!
- Shiro: Hunk, we’re waiting on the yellow lion.
- Shiro: Pidge, fire up the green lion. We’re coming in hot!
- Shiro: Lance, we’re still missing the blue lion.
(Black Lion individual phrases aka how many ways can we tell kids to buy the other toys)
- Voltron is the only thing that can stop Zarkon!
- Let’s assemble Voltron and get rid of these Galra! (don’t be rude to keith)
- Form Voltron!
- We need to increase firepower!
- Let’s light this thing up! Fire lasers! *pew pew*
- Now we go on the offensive.
- Systems compromised!
- Now… we will destroy you.
- We will save the universe!
- (several sound effects)
Shiro: Good to have you back, Keith.
😍😍😍
Just a reminder:
I am still in high school and I went back to school yesterday. My rules are: during the school semester, my priority is school.
So. If you are sending in any requests, please know that they can’t be a priority. You may send requests in, but it will very difficult for me to even consider doing it.
I forgot to mention this earlier: just because you request something doesn’t nessecarily mean that I will complete it. I maintain the right to decide not to do a request, because requests are not commisions! :o (But I’m a people pleaser I’ll probably get to any that I can :pp)
Thank you! :o
Yurio’s “Welcome to the Madnes” will be featured on vol. 6 of the Yuri on Ice DVDs/BluRays and I can’t breathe-
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