

They are on a date walking through the park:((
Max: hey Kim do you know why Paris is flooded again?
Kim: no? Why would I know that. This just kind of happens sometimes
Max: really? You can’t think of ONE reason?
Kim: …
Kim: FUCK I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON A DATE
Max: THERE it is
The Devil: hey I bought your soul last month and-
Lucio: no returns.
The Devil: please it’s making me sad.
Finally got around to making Ruber’s wonderfully evil eyebrow action from “Quest for Camelot” into a gif. It still cracks me up.

So.
-They throw away the Bible, the single most important tool of storytelling because it’s what freelance writers use to make their episodes coherent with the rest (and, by law, about half the episodes of a TV show have to be written by freelance writers). Thus ensuring that about half the show would be liable to contradict the rest in both plot and characterization.
-They claim that they did it so they could sneak stuff past the higher ups. I remember one old interview that said that the higher ups were surprised by Adam’s death because they had assumed that he would eject safely out of the plane. When we think of “sneaking crap past the censors” we tend to attribute a positive meaning to it, but in this case, I can’t help but see it as “sneak our fuck ups past the teachers.” This feeling is further reinforced by the fact that, were it not for said higher ups, Shiro would have died in S2.
-They had no plans whatsoever for the final 1/3 of the show. Consequently, they never planned any real arc for either the characters or the plot, because you can’t plan an arc when you have no idea where you want to take it to.
- ”Characters arcs were adjusted as they went” is the most euphemistic way of referring to sudden 180° turns in characterization I’ve ever seen. Sure does explains all the many, many dropped threads and asspulls.
-How very interesting that, say, Pidge’s backstory is SO important that we must be repeatedly told about and shown everything up to her dog, but Shiro’s backstory is completely dropped, to the point that he might as well have popped out of thin air, because it’s “not as important.”
-You know what actually takes the magic away? Making it cheap by turning it into a Deus Ex Machina. Allura’s powers were never explained, which means that they were just a convenient excuse to cheat their way out of whatever corner they wrote themselves into.
-Ezor would literally be dead if the EEEEEEEEBIL higher ups had not forced them to bring her back.
-She-Ra has been in development for almost three years. The timeline doesn’t add up, because almost three years ago ago was absolutely early enough in the process that they could have easily revisited the scene.
-Since when do they care about questions? They never bothered to take ten freaking seconds to establish in canon that Shiro is cured from the disease, deciding that interviews were totally good enough to explain mayor plot points. If you go by what you actually see in the show, where they say that Shiro is sick and only has a short time left then they completely drop the subject and never bring it up again, Shiro “left the battle behind” because his disease finally caught up with him. Don’t even get me started on Kuron or I’ll be here all night.
-I don’t believe for a second that the reason they didn’t walk away was concern for the crew. JDS and LM don’t even work for DW anymore and the show has been over for months, yet they keep giving interview after interview after interview. They just don’t want to give up their control.
-I look forward to whatever conspiracy people will inevitably come up with to insist that JDS and LM totally would have given us a satisfying happy ending if DW had not thwarted them.
-Again, they keep contradicting themselves. Previous interviews was “Voltron was always meant to be a show for little children” but then we have “Voltron was never going to have a happy ending.” One of the other points that are not mentioned here is that they supposedly wanted to tell Shiro’s backstory, but couldn’t, because there just wasn’t enough time (in 78 episodes, where every single other Paladin got theirs and Pidge’s in particular went deep into trivial details, and there apparently was enough time for tons of filler and for episodes focused entirely on OCs). But in a previous interview, they said that if they had more time, they’d make more episodes about the MFE pilots.
Sorry to piggyback off of JG, but -
First, is it true that Donya from Hypable was a mod for the interview? If so, it just proves the EPs needed a “friend” because she is one of their biggest fans in the geek journalism circuit. So the EPs couldn’t even do this interview without someone in their “circle of trust.”
Second, really, Let’s Voltron? Don’t give these two a microphone.
Third, like JG, I’m calling -
“Maybe someday someone will fix our mess up.”
When VLD ended, my take was somewhere, someone was taking notes to use VLD as an example of how not to write long-form multi-season television. With each new interview from these two clowns, I’m betting there’s someone out there organizing a syllabus for Fire Your Client If They Do This, and possibly also one with JDS and LM as poster children for a class on how to recognize control-issue micromanager personalities before you hire them.
I bet that was one fascinating end-of-series post-mortem over at DreamWorks.
how come no one talks about those days where your mental health just crashes down randomly and you start feeling ashamed of yourself because you were doing so good and now you feel like a complete failure because you can’t figure out where you went wrong.
Chat noir finding out Ladybug is crushing on Adrien, (his civillian self). So he starts badmouthing himself and watches her defend him. Ladybug getting angrier and more frustrated. Defending him more and more.
“Of course you would defend him. You’re just a fan. It’s not like you Actually know him”
“Know him?! I sit behind him in class!”
Chat noir just pauses. Eyes go wide.
Ladybug realizing she said too much.
“Alya?”
Anonymous asked:
gekkozilla answered:
aaa sorry for not posting that thing u followed me for!! the show is flopping so bad rn it makes me sad so i barely draw ml content anymore , but i do have some stuff saved sooo since u asked, here you go! its not chat blanc but you will have to make do uwu



i had this idea ever since they revealed the kwami swap and i HAD to do it
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