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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
godasenpai deji-the-salt-queen
heterophobiac:
“ straightedgedhigh:
“ blackgirlnamedkaivy:
“ prettyboyshyflizzy:
“ queer-lana-orgasm:
“ oziomathewicked:
“ eurotrottest:
“ sleezed:
“ indianaifill:
“ Microscopic photograph of the inside of a Vagina. How beautiful.
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This the shit...
indianaifill

Microscopic photograph of the inside of a Vagina. How beautiful.

sleezed

This the shit that make niggas not even pull out. This is it. Behold. Sweet sugar walls

eurotrottest

This looks so fucking weird lmao but this actually makes sense because I’m pretty sure during arousal they move around and guide the sperm towards the cervix. ISNT ANATOMY COOL???????????

oziomathewicked

I thought that was pulp. I thought this was some kinda delicious, juicy fruit. This is a vagina. That’s pussy pulp.

queer-lana-orgasm

I thought these were bugs or something, this is so cool

prettyboyshyflizzy

Ummm 😳 ok wow

blackgirlnamedkaivy

This is amazing.

straightedgedhigh

Wooweeee ☺️

heterophobiac

this is the inside of a fucking fig

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bullysquadess

Ok so as much as i complain about shitty conversationalists, i have had instances where i find guys i actually enjoy talking to. 

So lets talk about Stephen shall we? Stephen was literally the perfect texter. So he was a taurus and im a virgo (perf match tbh) and when he found out he photoshopped my head on a bullrider and his head on the bull with little hearts around it. Awesome right? And not only was he funny, but suave as hell.

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Exhibit A^^^ (that was right after he sent me the pic)

And he was also a skilled sexter but ya’ll wont be seeing those screenshots. So honestly, Stephen was perfect….except for one thing….

the puns

this boy would literally spout puns at any given time. it didnt matter how heated the conversation was, he was always ready. i’ll preface this next picture by saying this was the night before we had a date planned at the pumpkin patch back in October. AND PLEASE KEEP IN MIND WE WERE MID-SEXTING WHEN THIS OCCURRED.

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NO OFF SWITCH.

thats what ultimately broke us…i just couldnt handle all the goddamn puns…

tbh i should start texting him again BUT FUCK IT GOT ANNOYING RIGHT ON THE EDGE OF ORGASM AND HE HAD TO RUIN IT i think this is the reason i blue ball adrien so much i know the pain of having to put up with a punning boyfriend personal shitpost im also gunna tag this i will never let adrien cum 2k16
bullysquadess

awe-and-ethan-deactivated201605 asked:

Your work is A+ Also, I like fanfics and I love writing, but I don't seem to understand how to put them together... tips?

bourbon and zero self control

the best advice i can give you is to get a beta reader. fics can be alot different than other forms of writing, and its good to run your story through an experienced reader so they can help you spot areas that dont flow well/ unclear plot points. beyond that, read to learn! pick up on things other writer do that you enjoy and start working those tactics into your own writing.

i hope this helps!

awe-and-ethan
creativecreepie edorazzi
edorazzi

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does anyone else love the idea of plagg treating adrien like his kitten

the guy’s five thousand years old, he’s bound to spring some parental instincts when his new chat noir is only 15 (and heck knows adrien shows no signs of already being cared for). gotta groom him before school and after battles, make sure he looks presentable. 

he’s still working on getting him to eat mice so he can grow up big and strong; adrien keeps letting his snacks loose in the park around the corner and plagg is suffering with trying to keep him fed

bonus:

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