Red and Blue make Purple

[gale-of-the-nomads]

Halloween??

[magatronix]

Alya: So I’m Lady Wifi, haha, because I was, in fact, Lady Wifi.

Nino: And I’m The Bubbler because I actually was The Bubbler. *chuckles*

*they stare at Adrien and Marinette*

Adrien: What? Is it not okay for me to be dressed as Ladybug??? I just didn’t want to be Chat Noir!

Marinette: Yeah! I-I didn’t want to dress as Ladybug! Is there a p-problem with that?

Alya: No… I guess not… but you guys have to stay in character.

Adrien: Certainly.

Marinette: Are you paw-sitive about that? *winks and chuckles*

Adrien: i think im in love

Marinette: … what

Adrien: nOTHING, PRINCESS!

Marinette: …… what did you just say?

Adrien: SHIT- AH- LUCKY CHARM?!? *hits Marinette with the yoyo and sprints away on all fours*

[clairelutra]

[kwami-cutie]

miraculous ladybug is literally just the two main protagonists giving each other bedroom eyes 24/7 and the fandom flipping shit every. damn. time.

join us, we have fun here.

[jankybones]

[burtersnerch]

OMG it’s a brand new NSP music video, for their cover of “Take On Me” with TWRP!

[godasenpai]

[ameliashepnerd]

Do you ever suddenly stop liking someone and then everything they do annoys the shit out of you?

[gale-of-the-nomads]

ML headcanon: Naive Adrien

As all high school guys do, the topic of girls can up in the boys locker room.

The guys begin talking about which girl in school has the nicest buns.

Being the sheltered guy that he is. Adrien thinks they are talking about bread.

Of course the guys eventually get to Adrien.
“Which girl do you think has the nicest buns?”

“Marinette. She definitely has the nicest buns I have ever seen.” Adrien answered confidently.

The guys think about it and respect his choice.

But then Adrien says.
“Plus, they taste really good.” Thinking about croissants.

All of the guys are now shocked. Even Nino is like ‘when did that happen?’

So after they leave the locker room. Nino begins to ask details.

“You have tasted her buns?” He whispers quietly.

“Yeah, why are you acting so weird. You have to.” Adrien responds still not getting it.

Nino is about to say he never had but then realizes his friend might not understand what he is asking.

“Do you know what buns are referring to?”

“Of course I do. It means bread.”

Nino has the greatest face palm in history.

Then Nino explains and Adrien turns a whole new shade of red

[godasenpai]

[turboslime]

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

[sensorydeprivationprincess]

oh my god

[descartes-and-thosecartes]

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

[netforce0]

im crying

[razzledazzy]

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

[drinkmasturbatecry]

“bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

[turboslime]

i cannot believe this post is back on my dash

[tenaflyviper]

I can’t believe that someone actually tried to use a gif from Teletubbies to cry about the fast food industry.

[ash-is-boss]

[cali-nyh]

My child

[shippinggirl]

[lahart97]

Lyredy - Chapter 474

It’s not a crack-ship anymore ;)

[shippinggirl]

THE CRACK SHIP

[ash-is-boss]

[addelalala]

Broken Age characters: Shay
“You didn't tell me I'd have to pick who lived and died.”