thetristevaguard
actual thing that happened:
starbucks dude: can I have your name?
me: claire.
starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it?
me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.
godasenpai
deji-the-salt-queen
iconic
ikimaru
slimyhipster
a video of people running backwards put in reverse is like they’re being chased by someone mildly intimidating
I laughed way too hard at this. The caption makes it gold.
miraculosblog
ruinedchildhood