Red and Blue make Purple

[crusanite]

[unclefather]

Idk = I don’t know
I dk= I’m donkey kong
Id k= I’d kill (anyone)

[crusanite]

[acoolsuggestion]

*At my future wedding*: “Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband”
Me to the groupchat: omg do I say yes or is that desperate

[crusanite]

[twig-alien]

this is my future

[crusanite]

[youngblackandvegan]

Your friends are not your therapist. Don’t just dump on them. Make sure you’re there for them emotionally too

[crusanite]

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[dailygiffing]

Video: Troompaloompa

[crusanite]

[lovefreeanddiehard]

This is truly a historic year. We’re either going to elect a woman, a Jew, the Zodiac Killer, or the start of the Fourth Reich.

[crusanite]

[officialunitedstates]

a bank teller?  what are they telling

[theteenpauladeen]

That you’re poor