Red and Blue make Purple

[shishitsunari]

Anonymous asked:

Is the origins episodes the last for the first season?

I’m not sure of this, to be honest!

[alphatoronado]

[crusanite]

[tepitome]

I didn’t even notice the Umbridge/Clinton swap.

[crusanite]

[theoreocat]

Getting his groove on 🎵

[crusanite]

[wet-monsoon]

spongebob writer one: hear me out…. what if we make a special where spongebob… wears Long Pants

spongebob writer two: that sounds like its BRIMMING with comedic potential, jerry! but…. how will we span it out into a 30 minute special?

spongebob writer one: oh, oh god. i don’t know. i didn’t think i’d get this far

[crusanite]

cute things to call your girlfriend

[jewishheatherchandler]

• demon queen
  
• mythic bitch
• the almighty

[crusanite]

[smartaveragebears]

hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now

[crusanite]

[skellydun]

was there ever I time i wasn’t tired. I feel like I came out of the womb tired. maybe that’s why I was screaming because they woke me up.

[crusanite]

[mihael5sos]

so today i found out that i’m allowed to carry a knife with me to school as long as it’s smaller than 3 ½ inches but i still can’t show my shoulders and if thats not a perfect description of american schooling idk what is

[vickythepixie]

COVER YOUR SHOULDERS WITH KNIVES

[teacrumps]

Shoulder blades.

[crusanite]

[donutlikeu]

michael jordan sets us straight