Alright but why are we dancing around the fact that Marinette literally turned into Marichat and Adrien is now Ladrien?

Alright but why are we dancing around the fact that Marinette literally turned into Marichat and Adrien is now Ladrien?

Adrien: has seen Marinettes room, seen her blush around him, has had Marinette kiss him on the cheek, has teased Marinette over her crush, has Chloe throwing herself at him everyday, has multiple girls chasing him in public, Lila literally straight up asked him out
Marinette: Says shes in love with Chat Noir
Adrien:

Adrien: No has confessed their love for me before
ML staff: Marichat is the “sin ship”.
Also ML staff: Why don’t we give Marichat the biggest relationship development?
These leaks are so wild because if Adrien really starts crushing on Marinette because she said she liked Cat Noir, we’re going to have a full on, “Should I try to woo her in my civilian identity or my superhero identity?” crisis on Adrien’s side and a, “Who do I really like?” crisis on Marinette’s side.
(This shit is straight out of a fanfic)

🙏🏻😩🙏🏻
Still Me:

(Also are we not gonna mention why in the fuck did Hawkmoth (if intentionally) think revisiting Gigantitan was a good idea?!! Lol)
(Luka on a date with Marinette at a restaurant)
Marinette: So… what do you think of Paris’ heroes?
Luka: Well Ladybug is amazing. She is always on top of everything. It’s good to know we have such an awesome hero.
Marinette:(lovingly sighs) please go on.
Luka: Chat noir is pretty lame though.
Marinette:(snaps out of it) huh?
Luka: Well, he always seems to get in the way more then help. I just think if ladybug had a different… what are you doing?
Marinette: (stuffing the bread sticks into her bag) Look at the time, I have to leave right now.
This was at an event with the VAs of the Brazilian Portuguese dub, they read a bit of a future episode for S3. Don’t read the rest if you don’t want spoilers. Source: someone at the event live tweets lol
Firstly Gigantitan attacks again
Ladybug bumps into a billboard of Adrien
Lucky charm, it’s a plastic donut (lmao)
Tom goes to Marinette’s room and has a doll under the blanket
MARINETTE SAYS SHE LIKE CHAT NOIR WHAT
He says this is the first time a girl says he likes him
Tom invites Chat to go to their house afterwards
(So basically the person sums up that Marinette says she likes him just so Chat doesn’t find out she’s Ladybug, this however gets Chat to start liking her oh boyyy)