Miraculous doodle dump pt. 3: Catmom edition
(click on the photos, there are captions!)
Things I need in-canon, like, right now:
- Catmom meeting Marinette
- CATMOM HUGGING ADRIEN. PLEASE LOVE MY BABY BOY. PLEASE LOVE HIM.
Things I like to headcanon about her:
- She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’ll punch you in the face
- She has a knack for throwing immense amounts of shade in such a subtle way that you won’t even realise she insulted you until, like, three weeks afterwards
- (… like, c’mon, this is the woman who saw Gabriel Agreste and thought ‘yup that’s the guy I want to father my children’ so i’m betting you she’s not all sunshine and cotton candy)
- (I like to think that they were haughty salty sassmasters together who bonded over other people’s stupidity)
- She’s gr9 friends with Chloe’s mom
- Catmom is the only person in the world who is capable of disciplining Chloe. Chloe’s mom loves her, but spoiles her a lil too much. Chloe listens to Catmom, however, bc she recognises that Catmom is superior to her at sassing people and throwing shade
- ofc, despite her immense talent at insulting people, Catmom isn’t mean-spirited like Chloe is. she just takes no shit, is all
- She’s from old money– Gabriel, meanwhile, is self-made. They had loads of difficulty getting permission to marry, since her family didn’t approve of Gabe. In the end they just eloped.
- Young Gabriel Agreste met her at a boutique he was working at as a sales assistant, when she walked in, threw unbelievable amounts of shade at a sales assistant who was trying to rip her off, bought only their most well-made and highest-quality items on display, and left. It was love at first sight.