soft cuddles
Miraculous Parallels: Episodes 1, 3, 9, & 10
Alya’s Story
Manon: What about the princess?
Alya: She kissed the handsome prince.
PLEASE HELP ME SAVE CLARK, THE GOAT!!
Hi my name is Allison, and I’m trying to save my goat, Clark! One year ago I to moved to Kentucky from Florida for my boyfriend to attend school, this is where I met Clark. My boyfriends parents have a small farm where they grow veggies, and keep animals to live off their land. His mom has a small herd of goats that she milks for milk, cheese, soap, and once a year she also sells babies to other milkers in the area. This is how Clark came into the picture… Every year they buy a male goat to make babies then they butcher him for meat. Clark was last years stud… Over this last year I have created such a bond with Clark that I have fought to keep him alive. His parents agreed to let me keep him and put up a mesh fence for him and another male to live in, this is where the problem is; Clark can jump right over it! We have tried countless ways to keep him in but time after time he gets loose. Today I received a message stating that unless I can find a way to keep him in a fenced area Clark has to go. This is where I am asking for your help! I am trying to raise enough money to buy a real fence like the one is in the picture attached. Clark is so loving, comes when I call for him, and even falls asleep with his head in my lap. I wouldn’t be able to forgive myself if I didn’t try one last time to save his life. So please help me save my goat Clark, he doesn’t deserve to die! If we save his life we can also save another male goats life from being next years stud!
My go fund me page is http://www.gofundme.com/SAVECLARKTHEGOAT
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I did my best ;v; I hope you like it anon!
I hate linguistic anthropology. Why? One of the most influential experiments in linguistic anthropology involved teaching a chimp asl. One of the most influential linguistics is named Noam Chomsky. You know what the chimp’s name was?
Nim Chimpsky.
Fucking monkey pun.
And this is in textbooks, in documentaries, everywhere. And everyone just IGNORES THIS GOD AWFUL PUN cause of how important the experiment was. But
BUT LOOK AT THIS SHIT. FUCKING NIM CHIMPSKY. I HATE THIS WHOLE FIELD.
Its not just the linguistic anthropologists.
There’s a group of very important genes that determine if your body develops in the right shape/organization… they are called the hedgehog genes, because fruit fly geneticists are all ridiculous. The different hedgehog genes are all named after different hedgehogs. And then someone decided to get clever and name one “sonic hedgehog” because this is just what fruitfly geneticists do.
Well sonic hedgehog controls brain development, and now actual doctors are stuck in the position of explaining to grieving parents that their child’s lethal birth defects or life-threatening tumors are caused by a “sonic hedgehog mutation”.
And this is why no one will invite the fruit fly people to parties.
Biogeochemical scientists, upon discovering the complex mechanisms that govern the storage and use of molecular iron on our planet, decided to call this cycle “the ferrous wheel”. We groaned about that for at least five solid minutes.
The phenomenon of sneezing when exposed to sudden bright light is called an Autosomal-dominant Compelling Helio Opthalmic Outburst. ACHOO.
Half a byte of data is a nibble.



