crusanite7-t asked:
3) Are you a virgin?
It depends on your definition, but I’m going with no
6) Are you single this year?
A L W A Y S A N D F O R E V E R give me a hell yeah for underlying commitment issues and a general fear of affection!
9) Describe your perfect mate
Texts me about tiny random things [oh look there’s a dog out the front of waitrose] [i’m gonna steal it] that dumb stuff I’m a sucker for stream of consciousness
jokes. terrible jokes.
preferably some shared interests like similar taste in tv/movies and stuff?
and that’s pretty much it, I guess? Don’t really have anyone in mind, whoever comes along I’ll learn to love for their own dumb little quirks so I don’t know them yet, ??
PLEASE TEXT I AM AN ATTENTION WHORE ;-;
12) Do you forgive betrayal?
Well I can’t really answer this one fairly, having never been in this situation before idk how I’ll react, but I hope to think that I’ll be able to deal with it sensibly (my mum threw plates that’s wayyy out.)
But if they’re a dick about it - just ask Will Reese from the 1st grade. That boy didn’t know a day without itchybombs down his shirt day until I moved away ;D (that’s what you get when you tell another 5 year old that you’re dumping her bc the new girl is prettier than she is)
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