my spotify algorithm: finally!! I know what music you like!
me: (listens to “Take Me Home, Country Roads” for an hour)
my spotify algorithm:

It’s 9pm look at cowboy!adrien

GET OUT OF HERE WITH UR COWBOY PROPAGANDA
ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS YEEHAW !!!
THERE WILL BE NO YEEHAW HERE !!!!
cause our hearts are locked forever
by SailorChibi
Ladybug and Chat Noir are not okay. Years of fighting akumas have taken a serious toll. The only comfort they have is in each other, and, when the pain of separation becomes too much, Marinette figures out a way to circumvent her promise to not tell Chat who she is.
Words: 4424, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Read Here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/16929999
Chat: *gives marinette mouse miraculous*
Mari to tiki : WTF DO I DO
Tiki: bITCH IDFK
Mari: *goes MIA as ladybug and uses mouse miraculous*
Chat: damn…. wheres ladybug??
Mari: *sweating nervously*
Chat: …
Mari: *sweats harder*
Chat: ….. hmmmmm
Chat: …could it be that you’r-
Mari: w-WILL YOU MARRY ME
Adrien after being confessed to for the first time ever and by wonderful amazing beautiful Marinette of all people:

Adrien once he has to interact with Marinette while acting perfectly normal after knowing she’s in love with Chat Noir:

people making little content noises in their throat when you hug or cuddle with them is the best thing ever because that noise is the human equivalent of purring