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jerk-royalty
touch starved lesbians praying for a girl to raw them:
This is applicable for straight chicks too… Just sayin.
it’s absolutely Not
Straight girls if your praying for a girl to raw you then buddy, I got some news for you
illmamnim
royal-raccoon
i was looking at old photos and i wanted to show you how our story went, a little
bronwyn and i met at age 12 but i dont have any photos from then, really, but this is from grade 9 science class when we were being goofs and i was 13
this is from our first ever sleepover, we couldn’t stop laughing and we were sleeping on a mattress on the floor and we went to boston pizza and got plastic rings that we both still have (bronwyn kept hers on a necklace after that)
i went to bronwyn’s cottage for the first time in the summer after grade 9
we had our first kiss in grade 10 when i was 14 and were in a weird kind of dating limbo period
then i moved to the states and turned 15 and told bronwyn i was in love with her and we visited every chance we could and she sent me flowers and packages
then i went to junior prom with her and bronwyn cut her hair
then we had the most beautiful summer where i spent 5 weeks at her cottage and i cut my hair
then i went back to miami for 12th grade and turned 16 and bronwyn was 17 and we went to senior prom together
then i moved back to canada for university when i was turning 17 and we finally lived in the same place again and we loved each other so much and got breakfast together every day
then after a beautiful summer we started living together when i was 18 and bronwyn was 19 and we went to bahrain together and bronwyn dyed her hair brown and now i get to see her every morning and every night and we adventure in our city and have a coffee shop and love each other more than i could have thought. there were periods of scary intense darkness but we love each other so much and i’ve never been happier. i’ve known bronwyn since i was 12 and now i’m almost 19 and i love her more and more.
i’m never on here anymore, but i wanted to share that almost a month ago bronwyn and i got engaged!! under a beautiful tree on a perfect day and for the rest of my life i get to pursue her and care for her and make her laugh. i’ve said this so many times but now more than ever: if this is all i get, it’s so much more than i could have hoped for.
This makes me so happy
this is the future gays want
illmamnim
royal-raccoon
Rebecca, Steven Universe is coming. Oh my God she’s playing and singing. She cant hear us. Oh my God
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(Based off the recent ML leaks, so SPOILERS) (After math of the leak)
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The black clad hero arrived home just in time for his transformation to wear off.
“I am starving! Adrien, I am in dire need of cheese!” The black cat kwami called out as he popped out of the ring. “Adrien?”
Adrien still had a smile on his face. The blond model was thinking about what had happened earlier that night.
“Huh? oh sorry Plagg. I am a bit out of it right now.” Adrien apologized as he grabbed a piece of cheese for the small cat like creature.
“I can see that.” Plagg stated as he nibbled on the cheese. “Did Ladybug confess to you or something?”
Adrien turned red.
“What no! Well it wasn’t Ladybug that confessed to me.” Adrien blurted out.
Plagg looked at the cat confused.
“So who confessed to you that has you so out of it?” Plagg asked as he took a bigger bite of the stinky camembert.
“It was Marinette. One of my friends and classmates” Adrien answered. “It kind of caught me off guard.”
Plagg finished his cheese and floated to the blond model.
“Sounds like you are pretty happy about it.” Plagg pointed out.
“Well, its the first time a girl has ever confessed to me before.” Adrien answered.
“Uhh… you sure about that? Don’t you have people constantly confessing to you?” Plagg questioned.
“I mean as Chat noir. Those fans don’t actually mean it, they don’t know what I am like, they just see me as the model on one of my dad’s products. But no one has ever said that to me when I am chat noir.” Adrien explained. “Its really heartwarming.”
Plagg smiled at the kid. He knew how much being Chat noir means to the blond teen. Chat noir is him, the part of him that is free, with a tiny bit of influence of him, but most of it is grade A Adrien, without all of the modeling and constant watching of his reputation.
“So does that mean you are going to accept her confession then?” Plagg inquired.
“Well… I don’t know. I mean, it is flattering and to hear it from Marinette is really great. But my heart is dedicated to Ladybug. Besides, Marinette could just be in love with the idea of me, not my chat noir personality.” Adrien answered.
“But didn’t you actually work with her to stop an akuma once? Also didn’t you save her a bunch of times? And didn’t you tell me that you showed her the spot for the date you planned for Ladybug? If any civilian knows you, it would be her.” Plagg listed nonchalantly. “She knows you.”
Adrien looked wide eyed at the black kwami.
“What? I can be observant and thoughtful when I am fed.” Plagg defended.
Adrien had to sit down to process what the cat just said. He made some very good points.
“Plagg… I think you are right! Marinette might be genuinely in love with me!” Adrien exclaimed in panic.
The black cat kwami smirked as he watched the boy process this. IF he had found out that the same girl that just confessed to him was actually Ladybug, the kid would probably faint from shock. It took all of his will power not to tell the flustered teen.
Regardless of the outcome, he knew this was going to be very amusing.
mlincorrectquotes
I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth.
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Tikki (Troublemaker): If you want to keep your secrets secret, you should probably not invite strangers into your home.
Tom (Weredad): My little girl is dating a superhero! We should celebrate by inviting him over forever breakfast!
Plagg (Dark Cupid): Wow, so many admirers to choose from! Hey, look at this one! Smells like Marinette’s handwriting!
Adrichat (Weredad): I’ve never had a girl say she loves me before!
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