Red and Blue make Purple

[crusanite]

[smartaveragebears]

hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now

[crusanite]

[skellydun]

was there ever I time i wasn’t tired. I feel like I came out of the womb tired. maybe that’s why I was screaming because they woke me up.

[crusanite]

[mihael5sos]

so today i found out that i’m allowed to carry a knife with me to school as long as it’s smaller than 3 ½ inches but i still can’t show my shoulders and if thats not a perfect description of american schooling idk what is

[vickythepixie]

COVER YOUR SHOULDERS WITH KNIVES

[teacrumps]

Shoulder blades.

[crusanite]

[donutlikeu]

michael jordan sets us straight 

[crusanite]

[crusanite]

[icelandichorsepower]

me trying to stand up in the morning

[crusanite]

[galaxys4]

darn it i just saw a private part on the internet

[crusanite]

*adjusts titty*

[crusanite]

[flyartproductions]

Then Salome gonna start rockin gold teeth and fangs

Salome with the head of St. John the Baptist (1640), Guido Reni / Monster, Kanye West ft. Rick Ross, Jay-Z, Nicki Minaj & Bon Iver

[crusanite]

[tiny-floating-beluga]

tbh i don’t want to be in a committed relationship because i really don’t want to get killed off for plot development