literally you
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Fact: no matter how sweet and gentle your alarm clock sound, within 2 weeks you will have a classically conditioned rage response to that sound.
honestly, im like the pavlovian hulk to the gentle caress of iphone marimbas
one thing i’ve realized since first cutting my hair is that short is a very relative term. to some people, short hair means chin length. to others, short hair means a pixie cut. to most guys i’ve met, short hair means anything that doesn’t come past the bottom of your bra
guys dont kno shit
me: where can i get a good hamburger
brit: oi mate u cannae get a blo’y right bleed innit bruv sik ya well lad
me: please i’m so hungry
Bitch is too aggressive sometimes i go binch or bitche or the classic bit