Miraculous doodle dump pt 2: Volpina edition!
The thing about this fandom is that the show moves so dang fast, I thought I’d better throw all my headcanons about Volpina out there before the episode about her airs and proves me utterly and completely wrong.
I made a previous post about her here, but my headcanons in a nutshell:
- She’s Adrien’s cousin on his mother’s side
- She’s a little older than Adrien, around 17 - 18, studying music (flute) at university)
- She’s sharp as a whip and has zero time for the whole ‘can’t recognise faces under masks’ syndrome that erryone in this show has
- She also has zero patience for her Uncle Agreste
- Gabriel… is not fond of her, mostly because their tastes in fashion clash
- Volpina (I named her civilian identity Bianca) thinks her Uncle Agreste is ridiculous and is not fond of how he tries to control Adrien
- So whenever they get together it’s this ridiculous passive-aggressive shitshow of them dissing each other’s fashion sense and trying to wrest Adrien away from the other
- Like. Gabriel would metaphorically throttle her if he could but he has to show her some semblance of civility because her dad is one of the biggest names in Italian fashion rn so. in the interests of business. he tries not to alienate her completely
- he fails
anyway this is all going to be very very wrong in about a week’s time but let me have this while it lasts. I want Adrien to have at least oNE NONPROBLEMATIC FAMILY MEMBER RN. PLEASE. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE JUST LOVE THIS BOY.





