Red and Blue make Purple

keep-calm-and-disney-on

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

sakurasunshine

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

hiccuptherunt

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

flawlessspecter

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

eldiablocabra

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

af-hverju

me: why are you destroying earth!!!

aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak

me: thats fair i understand

littlenerdygirlwithwings

For some reason I find this all the more amusing because it’s written in English

af-hverju

moi: pourquoi vous détruisez le monde!!!
l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler
moi: ah ça c'est bien

languageoclock

ich: warum zerstört ihr die erde!!!

aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen müssen

ich: das ist fair ich verstehe

sprachtraeume

ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!!
aliens: af því að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumál sem þau þurfa að tala
ég: oh, það er vit í þessu. ég skil.

tobdog

ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!

aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken

ik: oh zo, ik snap het

perilegs

minä: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?

alienit: koska tääl on ihmisiä joitten mielestä englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten täytyy puhua

minä: toi on reilua, ymmärrän

polyglottica

私: どうして地球を滅ぼしているんですか？

宇宙人: 英語しか喋る必要がないと思う人がいるからです

私: なるほど、わかりました

lingumaniac

me: Wosück maakt ji de Welt twei!!!

aliens: wieldat dat Lüüd gifft, de dinkt dat Engelsch de allenige Spraak weer, de een snacken mütt

me: jo, daar seggst wat. Nu versta ik’t

somalang

aniga: dhulka maxaad u burburinaya !!!

shisheeyaha: dadka intiisa badani u malaynayaan in Ingiriisidu tahay afka oo kaliya ay u baahan yihiin inay la hadlaan

aniga: waxaan fahamsanahay. waa wax cadaalad

zhanaform

我：你们为什么在毁灭地球?！！

外星人：因为有人以为他们只会英语就可以了

我：懂了，说得有道理

natsui

ako: bakit niyo sinisira ang mundo!!!

taga-ibang planeta: kasi merong mga taong akala nila Ingles lang ang kailangan nilang matutunang lenggwahe

ako: ah, sige naiintindihan ko

mikaisyuu

Aku : kenapa kau hancurkan bumi!!!
Alien : karena masih banyak orang berpikir hanya bahasa inggris satu-satunya bahasa yang terpenting
Aku : oh, oke lah..

you-tit

tôi: tại sao các người hủy diệt trái đất!!! người ngoài hành tinh: bởi vì có người nghĩ rằng tiếng Anh là thứ tiếng duy nhất mà họ cần biết tôi: ồ thế thì tôi hiểu

geritashipper

Eu: Por que vocês estão destruindo a Terra?!
Aliens: Porque há pessoas que pensam que o inglês é a única língua que eles precisam falar.
Eu: Isso é justo, eu entendo.

patrickat

jIHvaD: qatlh tera’ Qaw’ SoH!!!
nov: HoSqu'mo’ yIn nuvpu’ ‘Iv tera'ngan jISaghbe’ Hol neH critique'a'wIj nIS chaH.
jIHvaD: ‘e’ may. jIyaj.

maskedlinguist

Sea: Katatera dai aliera daiveit'i?
Masani: Olonesu shana karitsh'ira yen Ingĭlishananera tian isish'ira mosurokenne.
Sea: Amuran keronne. Anastse.

benjaminkurwalewicz

Ja: dlaczego niszczycie Ziemię!!!
Kosmici: ponieważ są ludzie, którzy myślą, że angielski to jedyny język potrzebny do porozumiewania się
Ja: ach tak, rozumiem

crescentandstar

ben: neden dünyayı yok ediyorsunuz!!!
uzaylılar: çünkü dünyada konuşmaları gereken tek dilin ingilizce olduğunu düşünenler var.
ben: adilce, anlıyorum.