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Wakfu season 3 more information here —> wakfufr

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La saison 3 suit son court et avance bien. Comme nous vous l’avions déjà un peu expliqué, nous travaillons sur un feuilleton de 13 épisodes de 26 minutes. Je pense en toute objectivité qu’il s’agit du meilleur boulot que nous ayons fait sur la série WAKFU et j’ai vraiment hâte que vous puissiez découvrir notre travail.
À chacune de nos news, nous ferons en sorte de vous faire un petit bilan de l’état d’avancement de la production.

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Season 3 follows his heart and is progressing well. As we already had some explained, we are working on a series of 13 episodes of 26 minutes. I think objectively it is the best job we did on the WAKFU series and I’m really excited that you can discover our work.
At each of our news, we will make sure to give you a brief assessment of the progress of production state.

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A bike can’t stand alone because it’s two-tired.

If a clock gets hungry, it goes back four seconds.

Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen the mall.

Jumping off a Paris bridge makes you in seine.

Your calendar days are numbered.

A dyslexic poet writes inverse.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

Archaeologist: a person whose career lies in ruins.

She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat.

When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says “I’ve lost my electron,” The other says, “Are you sure?” The first replies “Yes, I’m positive.”

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.

A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeño business.

What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Wataaaaah!

You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.

If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well-known six offender.

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.

My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.

What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.

What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?”

What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.

What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

PMS should just be called ovary-acting.

Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.

Learn sign language, it’s very handy.

I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.

You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy.

Dry erase boards are remarkable.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.

Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.

How do you make Holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

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