angelrin89
petition for chris hemsworth to just buy out national geographic and film everything on his phone from his backyard
plaqq
i think we all can agree that Nino would be the DJ
crusanite
the-imgurian
secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed
mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this
secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke
mulder: *spits blood on the agent*
secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed
mulder: fuck you
I’ve never seen a single episode of the X-Files.
crusanite
veranthia
Do you ever have that one perfect curl in your hair where you’re like
why
why can’t the rest of my hair embody this perfect ringlet, this flawless spiral of beauty,
why must the rest of my hair look like I just emerged from three weeks in the jungle while I have this SINGLE beautiful curl
and then you just sit there
holding it
I feel this post on a deep and spiritual level.
I think that one curl does it out of spite
“Yall fuckin stupid imma do me and be perfect while im at it”
crusanite
the-imgurian
someone: can you please do this? *gives detailed and good explanation on how to do a thing*
me: *heard every word*
me: *didn’t understand anything*
crusanite
the-imgurian
Democratic.
Republican.
Libertarian.
Independent.
Long ago, the parties lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the republicans attacked.
Only the president, master of all the parties, could stop them. But when the country needed him most, his term ended.
Four years passed and Obama and I discovered a new candidate, a democratic socialist named Bernie.
And although his political skills are great, he has a lot of polls to win before he can save anyone.
But I believe Bernie Sanders can save America.
lesbianhatsune
