who tf
what’s trending right now kids?
does it say in the rules that the president can’t be a dog
The president has to be at least 35 years old and have been a US resident for at least 14 years. that is Too Old for a dog
35 years is just seven dog years there is no legal obstacle there
when you think you’re done with your period so you stop wearing a tampon and then a couple hours later you check and your periods like

THEY JUST KEEP JUMPING ON THE COUNTER. AND CRAWLING UP HER LEG. THIS IS THE GREATEST PROBLEM YOU COULD EVER HAVE
This is both adorable and stressful to watch. Damn it, kittens, be good! Food’s coming!
OH MY GOD SHE NAMED ONE OF HER CATS OBAMA