because the giant “f” on an app called Facebook didn’t make sense before thank god we have discovered this I was so confused but now I am enlightened
- kylo: I'm being torn apart
- Han Solo: (visibly struggling with a profound and painful conflict. he is silent for a long time, breathing audibly in the empty space. then the struggle is over, and he has lost to something he hates in himself, something stronger than his will. he speaks.) hi being torn apart
- kylo: no
- Han Solo: I'm dad
you: i love you More
me, pulling out a flip chart: that’s cute but actually i love you more. as you can see, the statistics clearly show-
When your life is a mess but you just smile through it anyway
Wtf even happened
imagine if instead of calling voldemort “you know who”, they had done the benedict cumberbatch thing, so they would speak in hushed whispers about
lollipop vladimir or
lanky vanderbilt
lackadoodle vaudeville
Limp valedictorian
Loopy vorpledorp
Lulu Vorpalsword
Lorikeet Vomitorium
lard valuemart
lead vonderbar
Lobbed Volcanist
Lobotomy Vindictive
Labamba Voluminous
Loopy Vorpledorp has me laughing so hard I can’t breathe
This is perf
lamprey violist







