Red and Blue make Purple

[creativecreepie]

i am the kind of person who says hi to dogs

[crusanite]

[crusanite]

[lizardsister]

when i was
a young boy
*tips fedora* m'father

[crusanite]

[yungterra]

rare

[wetorturedsomefolks]

are those like custom president socks you get for being a president

[crusanite]

[brassparker]

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

[brassparker]

deadass

can we appreciate the respectfully tho?

[dynastylnoire]

we’ve all been the student

[crusanite]

• Villain Lady: you have fallen into my devious trap! prepare for the most exquisite of tortures!
• Heroine: uh, this looks like a candlelit dinner?
• Villain Lady: yes, but you can never trust that you are truly safe, I might have poisoned any of the six courses
• Heroine: well I just won't eat then? I mean I did just eat breakfast before you captured me
• Villain Lady: but I made your favorites...

[miraculous-mask]

[je-suis-flapillon]

My phone kept playing Matryoshka so I had to divert my attention from work somehow xP  Traditionally done for now, but I’m considering of fixing (and probably colouring) it digitally. :’D

[miraculous-mask]

[crispypata]

I am dreading starting Chat’s hair oh god

[miraculous-mask]

YOU CAN DO THIS?!
HOW ARE YOU SO TALENTED OHMYGOD!!

I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE FINISHING TOUCHES!!
AND CHAT TOO!!!

[crusanite]

[whatsacanada]

What do the bus drivers on field trips do while kids are on the field trip

[gwess]

[thelimeblood]

my mom is a school bus driver and i can confirm

[crusanite]

[artifixial]

when u do something ur friends never expected you to do