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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
angelrin89 conservativeleague
teach-me-how-to-buggy:
“ delusional-deductions:
“ exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:
“ things I love about this
• someone tried to ship a tortoise by mail
• the tortoise did not like being shipped by mail
• “live harmless reptile”
• her face
• the tortoise’s...
exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear

things I love about this

  • someone tried to ship a tortoise by mail
  • the tortoise did not like being shipped by mail
  • “live harmless reptile”
  • her face
  • the tortoise’s face
delusional-deductions

That isn’t a tortoise. that is a fuckin SNAPPING TURTLE which could potentially SEVER YOUR FINGER. “HARMLESS” MY ASS.

teach-me-how-to-buggy

I WILL NOT BE CONTAINED

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