Fergeuson: “Ring ring.“
Alfonso: "Hello?”
Fergeuson: “Ring ring.”
Alfonso: “H-helloo?”
Fergeuson: “Ring ring.”
Alfonso: “Hellooo?”
Fergeuson: “Ring ring-”
Marco: “YOU HAVE A BAD CONNECTION.”
(Aka the best AU I have ever ressurected from the depths of hell, Star is the millipede for multiple horrible reasons. Tom is the Starfish.)







