crusanite
the-imgurian
does it say in the rules that the president can’t be a dog
The president has to be at least 35 years old and have been a US resident for at least 14 years. that is Too Old for a dog
35 years is just seven dog years there is no legal obstacle there
crusanite
the-imgurian
when you think you’re done with your period so you stop wearing a tampon and then a couple hours later you check and your periods like
crusanite
the-imgurian
crusanite
the-imgurian
THEY JUST KEEP JUMPING ON THE COUNTER. AND CRAWLING UP HER LEG. THIS IS THE GREATEST PROBLEM YOU COULD EVER HAVE
This is both adorable and stressful to watch. Damn it, kittens, be good! Food’s coming!
OH MY GOD SHE NAMED ONE OF HER CATS OBAMA
angelrin89
thexgrayxlady
petition for chris hemsworth to just buy out national geographic and film everything on his phone from his backyard
crusanite
the-imgurian
secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed
mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this
secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke
mulder: *spits blood on the agent*
secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed
mulder: fuck you
I’ve never seen a single episode of the X-Files.
crusanite
veranthia
Do you ever have that one perfect curl in your hair where you’re like
why
why can’t the rest of my hair embody this perfect ringlet, this flawless spiral of beauty,
why must the rest of my hair look like I just emerged from three weeks in the jungle while I have this SINGLE beautiful curl
and then you just sit there
holding it
I feel this post on a deep and spiritual level.
I think that one curl does it out of spite
“Yall fuckin stupid imma do me and be perfect while im at it”
plaqq
ruinedchildhood