I’m the brother
I’m not like most girls *long pause as I sip chocolate milk through my very complex straw* I’m worse
lmao
It’s even funnier when you know everyone surrounding them is secret service lol.
Even the people taking pictures are secret service
Even the babies are secret service
The chairs too
“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”
the last sentence
lmao what
There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.