godasenpai asked:
harmonscorner answered:
Oh my god take me
i know how to please a woman u v u)b
godasenpai asked:
harmonscorner answered:
Oh my god take me
i know how to please a woman u v u)b
Inspired on @toriitorii‘s post.
SOMEONE STOPS ME.
Mmmmhhhh Machonette <3
Good stuff good stuff

Anonymous asked:
sakura-rose12 answered:

headcanon Marinette totally rocks up to formal events, like School dances or special parties in gorgeous Chinese fashion,
“On the contrary my brother”
Phoenix shows his incredible grasp on the French language while talking to a German woman.
Mr. Wright plz
Star Wars AU where everything is still the same except Palpatine’s voice is different. Instead of his usual voice, he has Skeletor’s voice from He-Man.
Imagine all his lines but with Skeletor’s voice instead…imagine.

hi im rachael ray!!! free sample?

Rachel, your food tasts worse than dirt. You are a mere insect beneath my heel, the heel of a true Food Network star. You wouldn’t last a minute in my Cutthroat Kitchen. I would rather eat the gum off of my shoe than even look at the pathetic facsimile of a meal you have brought to me.

hey lol

F-flay! I didn’t see you there! Pardon my outburst towards our good friend Rachel. It was only meant as a friendly joke between chefs. *Pulls Rachel Ray out of Bobby Flay’s earshot* I will gut you and feed you to my dog.

*breaks down the door* its me goku
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And also video games