who wants to road trip w me we’ll hit as many ufo and paranormal hotspots as we can
i got 20/20 but i still can’t see my haters
crusanite
pepper-roni
Whenever I yell at my dog to stop barking, he probably thinks “Awesome now we’re both barking”.
crusanite
the-imgurian
- kylo: I'm being torn apart
- Han Solo: (visibly struggling with a profound and painful conflict. he is silent for a long time, breathing audibly in the empty space. then the struggle is over, and he has lost to something he hates in himself, something stronger than his will. he speaks.) hi being torn apart
- kylo: no
- Han Solo: I'm dad
crusanite
cyanidelemonade
because the giant “f” on an app called Facebook didn’t make sense before thank god we have discovered this I was so confused but now I am enlightened
crusanite
cyanidelemonade
you: i love you More
me, pulling out a flip chart: that’s cute but actually i love you more. as you can see, the statistics clearly show-
crusanite
the-imgurian
When your life is a mess but you just smile through it anyway
Wtf even happened
ruinedchildhood