Red and Blue make Purple

[crusanite]

[nostalgiaultra]

Its almost Jorts season boyz

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

are you fucking stupid? some sort of idiot? its always Jorts season

[crusanite]

[wikihovv]

if u take the time to shave ur eyebrows off just to draw them back on at least make them somethin cool. a dolphin or baby dragon.

[crusanite]

[thebootydiaries]

me: u know what i love?

boy: *blushing* what?

me: *moving my long purple bangs from my eyes in a really cool way* death

[crusanite]

[creativecreepie]

i am the kind of person who says hi to dogs

[crusanite]

[crusanite]

[lizardsister]

when i was
a young boy
*tips fedora* m'father

[crusanite]

[yungterra]

rare

[wetorturedsomefolks]

are those like custom president socks you get for being a president

[crusanite]

[brassparker]

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

[brassparker]

deadass

can we appreciate the respectfully tho?

[dynastylnoire]

we’ve all been the student

[crusanite]

• Villain Lady: you have fallen into my devious trap! prepare for the most exquisite of tortures!
• Heroine: uh, this looks like a candlelit dinner?
• Villain Lady: yes, but you can never trust that you are truly safe, I might have poisoned any of the six courses
• Heroine: well I just won't eat then? I mean I did just eat breakfast before you captured me
• Villain Lady: but I made your favorites...