crusanite
the-imgurian
If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………
crusanite
the-imgurian
my brain: you could totally throw your phone out the window of this moving car right now. it is 100% possible for you to chuck your hundreds-of-dollars phone out the window and lose everything on it and have you parents scream at you for doing something so implausibly stupid. isn’t that fucked up? that could totally happen right now
me, externally:
crusanite
ghostfiish
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One or two?
One…
… or two?
crusanite
ghostfiish
gay brown girls n gay muslim girls don’t get enough recognition for staying strong thru the shit society throws at them tbh. y'all are amazing and powerful 👸🏾
godasenpai
angelrin89
ruinedchildhood