Anonymous asked:
hello! sorry i didn’t see this sooner, i slept in pretty late and now it’s already afternoon whoops
Anonymous asked:
hello! sorry i didn’t see this sooner, i slept in pretty late and now it’s already afternoon whoops

about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but
there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg
15 hour adventure starting now

9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg
what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd
WELL WE GON FIND OUT
hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT
THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT
I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART
OH
HOLY PISSING HELL
MY CHILD
im peeing
ITS BACK
Hey @iguanamouth, guess what found it’s way back to my dash
hey lauren did you eat this or what
this post ruined my fucking life
I can’t stop thinking about this video it’s haunting me ,,,
i was expecting “fuck tha police” or “damn it feels good to be a gangster” not some shitty kazoo version of “the final countdown”
why the fuck does this have a sensitive content warning
To me this is totally spies all over again.
THIS IS THE LAST ONE I SWEAR I’M DONE.