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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
chocmarss allantruong
kylotrashcan:
“ mancandykings:
“ “I auditioned in Chicago for Juilliard and didn’t get in. I was basically living in a back room of my parents’ house, paying rent and not doing anything with my life. I’d like to say it was patriotic to join the...
mancandykings

“I auditioned in Chicago for Juilliard and didn’t get in. I was basically living in a back room of my parents’ house, paying rent and not doing anything with my life. I’d like to say it was patriotic to join the Marines, but it was also that I was doing nothing honorable with my life and spending too much time at McDonald’s.” - Adam Driver

kylotrashcan

i think i’ve reblogged this picture of him like 10 times but i don’t care it’s my fave

Source: mancandykings Adam Driver
godasenpai shikylusion
obeythepizzapolice:
“ addictedtopunsandpizza:
“ mr-egbutt:
“ larvitarse:
“ anxieties:
“ daddyfuckedme:
“ 3D printed out candy
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excuse me
”
it has begun
soon we’ll be able to illegally download food
” ”
I would absolutely download a pizza you stop...
daddyfuckedme

3D printed out candy 

anxieties

excuse me

larvitarse

it has begun

soon we’ll be able to illegally download food

mr-egbutt

addictedtopunsandpizza

I would absolutely download a pizza you stop these lies this instant

obeythepizzapolice

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THIS POST HAS BEEN LOGGED 
OUR AGENTS ARE ON THEIR WAY TO ARREST YOU FOR HUNGER CRIMES
DO NOT ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD PIZZA
THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE PIZZA POLICE

Source: queengaia