when you think you have $1 but you actually have $10

1940’s lingo
tag yourself i’m strictly for the birds
im heaven sent
I’m dream puss
im destroyer
I’m seaweed
You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on his superior acting method?
This piece inspired by my shriveled shipper heart. I will only accept the reveal if it’s in the rain. All aboard the garbage barge!
Dancing Away with my Heart by Lady Antebellum plays unironically in the background
*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* MOTHER FUCKING WHAT. THIS IS SO CUTE. FUCK THIS I’M DONE WITH LIFE

welcome to adorable hell