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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
abigpileofgarbage mister13eyond

Anonymous asked:

Okay but imagine Sans and Alphys in their awkward hormonal phase going down to the garbage dump to hang out, finding a discarded back massager totally intact and still in the box, and then both insisting to take it home with the worst excuses that neither of them question

mister13eyond answered:

omfg this is perfect, i’m cackling
both of them like skirting around how they know what This Massager is and like ‘ohh, i uh…. i heard these are great for….back aches… and joint pain…..’

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eventually they have to agree to rotate it out because they’re not making any headway arguing over who Actually Needs It so they just…. have a share schedule…..

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because what’s friendship if you can’t share sex toys?

brotp sans undertail kind of
abigpileofgarbage winkyradish
sheepyradish:
“ For @alphyneweek
Day 6: Ends
The concept was ‘Romeo and Juliet’, and I got special thoughts of drowning.
Also, remember the marriage vow “Until death do us apart”? This is the story where Undyne lost the battle in her ‘Undying’ mode,...
sheepyradish

For @alphyneweek
Day 6: Ends

The concept was ‘Romeo and Juliet’, and I got special thoughts of drowning.

Also, remember the marriage vow “Until death do us apart”? This is the story where Undyne lost the battle in her ‘Undying’ mode, drowning under the abyss. Alphys was heartbroken and joined her……..

Painting material:
•Sad music(Alan Walker - Faded)
•Feels
•A cup of coffee
•Lots of thinking

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