Me after winter break and having to deal with the stress of life again.
i hate u. u r like a fart to me. but what sucks is i cannot simply fan u away. so u know wut? u r even worse than a fart. congratulations.
Breathe and pet the therapy bunny…
ho I will shove my boot so far up your booty you will be able to taste what type of leather it is made out of (*cough* This is totally my feelings towards Disney rn *cough*)
hello im so sorry for not posting anything in a while here’s some stuff i snapped and posted on my twitter <3
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing




