angelrin89Okay but imagine if there was a saiyan female out there who came to Earth. She heard Freeza was defeated and wanted to find the fighter who put the tyrant down. She’s not the brightest saiyan around, in fact she’s pretty gullible, but man is she tough and skilled.
And who does she run into?
Yamcha…she thinks Yamcha is the Earth warrior who did it.
She then proceeds to try to romance Yamcha saiyan style.
Basically what if Yamcha had a saiyan girlfriend, hear me out ppl
Also what if she was really tiny. Imagine tall Yamcha being carried bridal style by pint sized power house girlfriend (explosion in background).
She wants to see Yamcha fight Goku and Gohan, and is excited to see him win (because they threw the fight). Obviously Super Saiyans are no match for the mighty Yamcha.
OBVIOUSLY
and when a powerful enemy shows up and he starts losing, she jumps in and toasts them
She cuddles Yamcha and says “Babe! You are so sweet!”
“Am I?”
“You knew how much I wanted to fight and threw the fight so I could jump in and play your hero! You are so adorable! *kisses a confused Yamcha*”
“Y-yeah! I didn’t want you to feel left out babe!” *nervous laughter*
Her name is Lima.
(Continuing the Saiyans being vegetable pun names. Get it, she’s short and her name is Lima…Lima Beans)
She also has a bad habit of saying “I bet my mate could beat you up!” to the strong baddies with Yamcha in the background going “oh god no why me”
Goku helps him look like he’s beating them by having Yamcha grab him and swing him around so Goku can hit them. Lima is proud that he’s using another Saiyan as a blunt weapon.
“YEAH! YAMCHA IS GONNA BEAT THAT MOFO WITH THIS OTHER MOFO!”
“Goku…you’re a true friend.”
“Anytime buddy.”
And we can’t forget Vegeta trying to beat Yamcha up to prove he’s lying but Gohan and Goku hold him back.
“GEEZ VEGETA YOU GOT BULMA WHAT ELSE CAN YOU TAKE FROM ME?!”
“Oh I don’t want anything except your humiliation”
“Can’t Yamcha have this one victory, would it really be so bad Vegeta?”
“ABSOLUTELY KAKAROT!”
Goku and Gohan stop Vegeta but Lima just walks in seeing Yamcha standing over Vegeta.
“Wow you beat Prince Vegeta!”
“I hate you…..so much”
HAHAHAHA YES
“Yamcha please…I must prove to you how much I adore you the only way we female Saiyans can.”
“H-How’s that?” *blushes and gulps*
“Watch carefully my dear.” She whispers in his ear.
Lima flies off to the top of the mountain then screams, “MY MATE IS AMAZING, HE IS MY MATE FOR LIFE, THAT MAN IS THE MIGHTY YAMCHA! I PROMISE ANY WHO GET IN THE WAY OF OUR LOVE WILL BE OBLITERATED!” *blows up said mountain*
“I will never understand saiyans…” Yamcha laughs nervously still blushing.
But what happens when she finds out?
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