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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces

I was at a party last night and this weird nerd guy was screaming and punching the wall whenever he missed at beer pong and I cornered him later and I was like “Hey, can I give you some constructive criticism?” And he was like “Uhh ok.” And I was like “People would like you a lot more if you weren’t going around screaming and punching walls like a fucking creep.” And he got really scared and asked “Are you going to kill me?” And I literally dont understand how he got that from what I said. I think I’m scarier than I realize.

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you shoulda killed him just as a power move

starwarsgraphictee

I would’ve said, “Not this time.”

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