the signs as shit that actually happened in Young Justice
- Aries: Superboy ripping his shirt off every other episode
- Taurus: a scientist loudly reciting the Jabberwocky as a distraction
- Gemini: M'gann literally molding her life on Earth around a shitty cancelled sitcom
- Cancer: A sentient robotic sphere and a large wolf becoming the team pets
- Leo: Artemis not even attempting to come up with a superhero name
- Virgo: Kaldur calling the team to see if they're balancing schoolwork and heroing well
- Libra: Cheshire carrying her infant daughter with her everywhere, including on dangerous recon missions
- Scorpio: Robin murdering the English language on a regular basis
- Sagittarius: Accidentally discovering a giant lab full of mutant monsters and clones
- Capricorn: Somehow managing to blow something up every single time they're on a stealthy mission
- Aquarius: Aliens attempting to take over the Earth with soda and capitalism
- Pisces: Lagoon Boy attempting to fake static over the telepathic link









