looks like they’re holding back paparazzi
NO NO BASTION DOESN’T WANT ANY MORE AUTOGRAPHS NO MORE PHOTOS, PLEASE KEEP YOUR DISTANCE HE IS VERY FRAGILE. MR PRESIDENT! A lanky weirdly steam pressed man in a suit with a green tipped microphone presses anyway because he’s an asshole HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE CURRENT AFFAIRS OF THE ESCORTED PAYLOAD?
Bastion beeps excitedly
Mercy’s just OH MY GOD HE SAID THE P WORD. REINHARDT PHASE 2 I REPEAT PHASE TWO and Reinhardt just pulls out his giant hammer and bum rushes into the crowd of reporters, sending everyone flying while Mercy throws herself over Bastion in a feeble attempt at keeping any sniper shots away







