- Other artists: *draws lots of stuff every day*
- me: *runs out of energy and needs to take a nap for 300 years after drawing one shitty sketch of a character bust*
I really needed to read this today. Thank you.
Potato girl has her life goals in order.
jeremy_zag: Gayajin, the power of nature… Earth as partner against aliens #zagheroez #zagtoon #gayajin
There I was again tonight forcing laughter, faking smiles
Same old tired, lonely place
Walls of insincerity
Shifting eyes and vacancy vanished when I saw your face
Never was there a tale of more woe
Than of Marinette and her Romeo.
Consider this a sequel to this.
Yessssss there’s more!
@randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant
OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO”
this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia). what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea.
the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff. regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t. and i still can’t get over that.
As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around

are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut
it’s also known as a ‘water sausage”
the best part of being an adult is watching your friends also be adults











