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*Lance bursts into the room, out of breath and panting heavily. From around the table everyone looks up, alarmed*

Shiro: Lance, what’s wrong?!

Lance: *breathing heavily* Guys… Holy shit…

Allura: Lance, what’s happened?

Lance: *approaching the table* I just… I just…

*Lance suddenly slams one leg on the table*

Lance: I JUST SHAVED MY LEGS. WHO WANTS TO TOUCH A GOD?

*beat of silence*

Pidge: Are you- How are you still alive?

Keith: …

Coran: Is… this a normal human custom?

Hunk: Oh snap!! Dude, your skin is so soft- What’s your secret?

Lance: Shea butter, bro.

Source: justiceforallura lmaooooo lance my garbage son he def shaves you cannot convince me otherwise boi likes to be sleek like a dolphin