A little… amedot pick-me-up
*Lance bursts into the room, out of breath and panting heavily. From around the table everyone looks up, alarmed*
Shiro: Lance, what’s wrong?!
Lance: *breathing heavily* Guys… Holy shit…
Allura: Lance, what’s happened?
Lance: *approaching the table* I just… I just…
*Lance suddenly slams one leg on the table*
Lance: I JUST SHAVED MY LEGS. WHO WANTS TO TOUCH A GOD?
*beat of silence*
Pidge: Are you- How are you still alive?
Keith: …
Coran: Is… this a normal human custom?
Hunk: Oh snap!! Dude, your skin is so soft- What’s your secret?
Lance: Shea butter, bro.









