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Chloé: And that’s why Marinette sucks.
Sabrina:(Thinking) Yes Chloé. Very good Chloé. You are absolutely right.
Sabrina:(speaks) You’re an ass.
Chloé: What?
Sabrina:(Thinking) Oh no! I said out loud what I was suppose to say in my head and said in my head what I was suppose to say out loud.
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Chat Noir: Hold on! Did you hear that? It sounds like…despair.
Queen Bee: That was probably me.
Chat Noir: No, no. Not bitterness. Despair.
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me when i finally watch the old hollywood classic that everyone berates me about never having seen before
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apparently porn bots are now hacking into in-use accounts (I’m assuming larger accounts) and posting while the blog owner is still active.
holy fuck.
why are staff so incompetent
rather than fixing their obviously very flawed code and development, they’re deciding to ban tits? fucking tits?
that being said, although it’s so unlikely this will happen to me, please know that it’s not me posting these links and photos. Please dont click on the links.
oh my god.
Also, if it is happening to me or one of my side blogs, please let me know!
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hlkproductions
Tumblr: on December 17 we will hide adult content
My blog the next day: gets followed by 3 porn bots
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Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)
Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas.
remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists
He’s an alien and a superhero who knows other superheros in a world with a talking telepathic Gorilla, ofc he believes, anything is game.
Thats because Father Christmas/Santa Claus totally DOES exist in the DC universe, and every year, without fail, Santa fights through Apokolips’ defenses just to give a lump of coal to Darkseid.
He W H A T
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