Red and Blue make Purple

[technoskates]

[hedgiemuffins]

is it really that much of a surprise santas reindeer are girls? they have the most lesbian names ive ever heard

[hedgiemuffins]

“donner” “blitzen” “cupid” “comet” these are lesbians

[iamtrashlordfearme]

Santa driving the sleigh: LETS GO LESBIANS

[royal-raccoon]

[porunareff]

Fugo: If you had 10 cookies, and I asked for 5, how many would you have?

Narancia: None.

Fugo: Narancia, this is basic math, don’t mess with m-

Narancia: I would give them all to you because you’re my best friend.

Fugo, holding back tears: Gross. Absolutely disgusting. Get out of my house immediately.

[bluebbeerryyy]

[incorrect-into-the-spiderverse]

MJ: Babe it’s dark, I’m scared.

Peter: Don’t worry I got this.

Peter: (Stomps his foot on the ground)

Peter: (Sketchers light up)

[the-parentheticals]

• Alix: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep him conscious, okay? Ask him questions.
• Max: [to Kim] What’s seven times seven?
• Alix: Stuff he knows.

[mlb-shit-post]

you know, they say you need at least 8 hugs a day and by that metric adrien is below average

[i-am-noir]

ML: *releases new episode*

Me: *Finishes watching the said episode*

ML: …….

Me: *Unsatisfied, turns to fanfictions*

Fanfictions: *unfinished*

Me: *le cry*

[terrible-miraculous-ladybug-aus]

Anonymous asked:

AU where Hawk Moth doesn't wear any underwear.

We don’t know that this is an AU

[miraculous-romance]

IT’S FINALLY ON MY DISNEY CHANNEL, IT’S FINALLY ON MY DISNEY CHANNEL, IT’S FUCKING. FINALLY. ON MY DISNEY CHANNEL!!! SEASON TWO IS FINALLY ON MY DISNEY CHANNEL!!! AAAAAHHHH!!!