catnippacketsme: *puts a peach back into the fridge*
Mom: HEY, you’re just going to PUT IT BACK??
me: yeah? why, my hands are clean
Mom: yeah but you were squeezing it all over, it’s probably all bruised now!
me: I wasn’t squeezing it?? I was just feeling the fuzz!!
Mom: why were you just feeling the fuzz?!???
me: because???? it’s the best part??? of the peach????????
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