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cassiestars percy-jackson-nut
ofswordsandpens

Ok so I already head canon that Percy is sort of this enigma at school because he disappears for months on end, has been expelled from multiple previous schools, has weird scars and a tattoo, rarely talks in class, has a brooding resting face and looks like a trouble maker, and is just kinda known as this intimidating guy (but is super friendly if you actually talk to him) etc etc etc.

But I was rereading the Lightning Thief and it suddenly occurred to me that Percy could possibly have this huge rep as someone you definitely don’t want on your shit list and is seen as highly highly intimidating because now all I can imagine is some kid at his high school going “You know, Percy Jackson sounds really really familiar” and looking his name up on google or something and-

“Oh wow he was that kid that went missing with his mom a couple years ago”

“And there was nation wide man-hunt for them and he was all over the news”

“And… he fought a bus driver for control of a bus and… basically just caused this mile-long pile up to get away from his captor… who then exploded the bus”

“…And then this guy exploded the Gateway Arch. The Gateway Arch.

“And holy shit this kid finally got away from this psycho after having a shotgun-to-rifle gun battle in Los Angelos which ended in this huge explosion that destroyed five police cars oh my god”

“and hE WAS TWELVE”

“WHAT”

Source: ofswordsandpens
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Solangelo original domestic headcanon

skylermitsuki

Nico wears a suit to work and Will ties his tie and kisses his nose and goes back to being a stay at home dad.

Nico removes the crust off the bread slice and Will eats his crust.

Nico cries at movies and Will hands the tissues (and hugs)

Will buys the kids toys and bathes/dresses/changes the toddlers while Nico is still trying to airplane feed and entertain them

Will shivers on winters and Nico casually throws his jacket on Will’s shoulders bcz its too small to wear

Nico eats the last poptart at 4 am and Will is the one who ate it an hour earlier beating Nico

Will teaches their kid how to walk and Nico teaches the kid their first word using Mythomqgic cards

Nico asks for the TV remote and Will stuffs it in his jeans all the way down his crotch

Nico cooks Italian dishes and when he dips his finger in the sauce he reqches his hand to Will to taste it and Will licks them seductively

When Nico comes home from work exhausted and starving he finds Will sitting in the table and his head asleep on Will Grayson Will Grayson (his favorite book) and theres a plate with the note “wrapped it up in case ure home late, theres coke in the fridge and the clean glasses are in the dishwasher. If its cold, heat the meal up in the microwave on 3.
Welcome home, hubbie <3 i love you :)”

Nico falls asleep on the couch watching Buffy and Will puts a blanket on him and Nico wakes up and invites Will in and they snuggle while watching Sarah Michelle Gellar stab vampires

When Will is sick Nico gets all hysteric buying several kinds of soup and foods and buys any medicine they have at the drugstore and he even blows Wills nose with his shirt and wipes his mouth after feeding him. Will would say smth but the little shit loves it

When Nicos tummy hurts Will just gets between Nicos legs and kisses it for hours after the medicine kicked in just to make sure it doesnt start up again

When Nico wakes up from a nightmare and refuses to cry Will wraps his arms around Nico from behind and rocks him back and fourth while singing No One Is Alone from Into The Woods

Will always wears uneven socks because Nico switches them to have one of Wills

When a kid at school bullied their kid for having gay fathers Nico asked his kid to point at the bully and tripped the bully with shadows

Nico gives his teenage kid love advice and hugs them when they get their hearts broken for the first time while Will stands at the door with hia head lulled to the side nd proud of his husband

For Halloween Will dressed up as Han Solo and convinced Nico to dress up like m!Leia with the bottom bikkini and his hair in buns, their kids were eewoks

Will makes Nico grow a manbun

Will makes Percy tell Nico his hair is sexy pushed back

At Thanksgiving Will comes with teargladsy eyes holding a baby turkey in his hand saying he couldnt watch them do it and from them on they quit turkey and kept the baby one as a pet (they called him Marvin the Turkey)

At Valentines Nico plans the perfect homemade dinner with candles and everything and then undresses completely, lies down seductively on the couch opposite the living room door holding a boquet to his his junk and when Will gets back he grins seductively and says “i am very glad to see u have arrived”.

After about 4 hours they dress back up eat the food then exchange gifts: Will gets a new perfume, a Joni Mitchell record and an expensive looking skyblue tie and Nico gets a Treasure Planet DVD (his favorite movie) a tshirt with V for Vendetta and a pair of socks with skeletons stitched on them

When winter comes Nico drags Will to slide with a sled and afterwards come back home soaking wet change into a pair of pyjamas and curl up in front of the fireplace and Will reads Harry Potter to Nico

When Will makes a bananashake he sticks in two straws bcz he knows Nicos gonna steal a gulp

Sometimes Nico just sits and plays on his piano and Will is just sitting on the couch staring at Nico playing and just cant get over how infatuated he is after 8 years of marriage

When Nico complaina bout work Will just stuffs a brownie in his mouth and puts on Sherlock

When Will is working in the garden Nico just rests his elbows on the windows and harrases Will with catcalling and hitting on him (especially when Will leans down to pull a weed and Nico whistles saying dat ass)

At Biancas anniversary Nico stays at home all day crying and Will performs skits to make him laugh (he does this while drawing DanandPhil whiskers)

At Michaels anniversary Will acts over cheerful all day and at nighttime he breaks down and Nico just hugs him and pets his blonde bush of hair on his head and stays up to take care of his needs and listen to him till morning

On Christmas Will brings home the tree and Nico and the kids decorate it

On Christmas Will hangs mistletoe EVERYWHERE and the kids giggle when they smooch almost every step

When the kids fall asleep and before Will and Nico sit down to eat the cookies and drink the milk meant for Santa and stick the presents under the tree, they just hold each other and slow dance to no music and continuqlly whisper Merry Christmas and I love yous

When Nico and Will are celebrating Will’s 78th birthday, Nico gives him homemade coupons offering kisses hugs three passes at Mario Kart and a kink experiment next time in bed and two tickets to Disneyland then they blow out the candle and feed each other cake and sit waiting for the 5th season of Sherlock and they go to Disneyland the next day and Will buys Nico a Stitch plushie and after kissing he tells him “thank you for being my ohana, my dark prince charming”

The end :) hope u liked them

Source: skylermitsuki