you know what i need? i need more sexually frustrated ladynoir — sexually frustrated chat is a must but sexually frustrated ladybug is a much loved and needed addition
like, they’re 15 and jumping all over the city in skintight bodysuits. if that doesn’t induce ~thoughts~ now, then it certainly will two or three or five years down the road.
i need both of them studiously ignoring, covering up, making excuses for, and/or generally hiding intrusive thoughts from the bottom of the gutter
i need chat staring at the ladybutt one day and wondering why he cannot physically look away and having to make up some ridiculous excuse for why he was looking in that direction
i need ladybug getting weirdly self-conscious about tangling her limbs with chat when he, for one reason or another, has to, ah, take them both to the sky, as it were, and ladybug just muttering ‘don’t make it weird, this isn’t weird, this means NOTHING, even if he is very hot—warm!! chat is warm!!! against her…. inner thighs…. —goddamnit brain’ on loop to herself
i need them flirting bantering and ladybug saying, ‘then get on your knees and beg for it, kitty~’ (or something equally suggestive) and chat shutting up really, really fast… and then ladybug shutting up, too, once she realizes the full implications of what she’s just said
(followed by a whole lot of red-faced stuttering in which nothing is communicated except a whole lot of embarrassment and that chat, maybe, wouldn’t mind ‘getting on his knees,’ so to speak; the conversation moves on very quickly after that, and neither of them speak of it again)
better yet, i need ladynoir living in sexual frustration for so long it affects their shtick
the banter invariably coming out at intimate volumes and containing a whole lot of and heavy duty eye-fucking
ladybug involuntarily scooting closer to chat whenever he starts flirting and not realizing it for a notable amount of time
getting distracted in the middle of fights because they were staring at their partner’s lips or eyes or butt or thighs or shoulders or stomach
ladynoir conversations where chat can’t hold onto a single thread of thought because ladybug keeps nibbling on the corner of her lip and holy shit what he wouldn’t give to be the one doing that
getting trapped in tight spaces together leading to heavy, emotional conversations leading to almost kisses leading to chat awkwardly suggesting ladybug should leave first and ladybug tottering out on watery knees
basically, i need more mutual ladynoir sin