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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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gekidnappt

Teenager 2000 : I love you
Teenager 2015 : I want to fuck you

skingrit

teenager 1854: the government cut off my hands because i stole a piece of bread

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teenager 1200: alas i hath caught thine common cold an shall soon be Dead, i hath a good life, i hath sex thrice, twice with a female and once with a squirrel

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teenager 390 bc: ehev, with the gavls having invaded rome, i have been captvred by drvids and shall now be bvrnt alive in one of their wicker effigies

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voltron-inspired asks

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paladin: message a friend, and ask them to name three of your traits. what did they say?

bayard: if you became a paladin, what kind of bayard would you like to have?

form voltron: what are your 5 favorite possessions?

altea: where’s your favorite place to spend time?

lion: do you have any pets?

quintessence: do you have anything that really pumps you up or makes you feel good?

crème goolée: what’s your favorite food or snack?

galaxy garrison: what’s an most embarrassing moment that you’ve had at school?

crystal venom: what’s the saddest thing that happened to you this week?

champion: what’s something you’re afraid of?

arusian: if a species of small, cute, ritualistic aliens started worshipping you, what would you like your deity name to be?

cryopod: if you were asleep for 10,000 years, who would you bring along as a cryosleep buddy?

bad sound effects: how do you pronounce laser sounds?

balmera: if you were something similar to a balmera, what kind of aliens would be living inside you?

pidge’s headphones: what’s the last song you listened to?

keith’s shack: what would your dream home be like?

hunk’s headband: what’s your favorite accessory?

lance’s pajamas: what are you wearing right now?

shiro’s eyeliner: what’s your favorite part of your body?

zarkon: what’s your bloodthirstiness on a scale of 1-5? 1 being “no thanks, i’m full”, and 5 being ”unquenchable”.

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