Remember a few months back when people got all nitpicky with the Aquaman poster because of the use of stock images of sharks and were trying to convince everyone it was evidence the movie would fail?
2 minutes after “Into the SpiderVerse”
Remember a few months back when people got all nitpicky with the Aquaman poster because of the use of stock images of sharks and were trying to convince everyone it was evidence the movie would fail?
Mera: I am proud to identify as moronsexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Arthur once wanted to pee on the message from king atlas and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
Arthur: woah narwhals are real?? I thought they were mythical creatures like a sea version of unicorns or something
Mera, already undressing: god you’re so fucking stupid
The fact that someone was like “you know who would be great as the voice of a monstrous kracken-like deep sea creature? Julie Andrews” and then actually went and cast her is honestly incredible
Achilles: name me one hero who was happy
Aquaman, gesturing at his alive parents, new girlfriend, and beautiful underwater kingdom: me bitch
Watching Aquaman and happily munching popcorn: Heck yeah, I love fight scenes! Jason Momoa can really sell a punch!
Watching Into the Spider Verse: If that angry square harms oNE HAIR ON THAT KID’S HEAD I’M GOING TO THROW MY CHAIR THROUGH THE SCREEN.
I love how stupidly reckless Arthur is like what the hell this fishboy jumps out of an airplane with no parachute, challenges his Brother to a death match after being in Atlantis for less than an hour, charges in to get the trident without equipping himself with any weapons, and whenever he comes out alive from something dangerous, just constantly screams gleefully “that was AWESOME” I love one (1) idiot