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labradoodles are nice and all but combining the food obsession of a lab with the intelligence of a poodle creates the ultimate stealth unit whose sole mission in life is to get into the pantry and Eliminate All Bread
I’m detecting multiple stories behind this post
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life works out. i cannot stress this enough. life always works out. it always turns out in your favor even if it doesn’t go according to the original plan. you may be utterly confused and lost right now, it may feel like everything is falling apart and there is nothing you can do to salvage any of it. but believe me when i say that this is just a transition period. things are constantly changing and evolving around you even if you can’t actively see that. life is changing you to prepare you for what is to come. you are growing and as you grow you are being built into the person that you are going to be. because see, life always has this funny way of working out.
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- I know this has been used many times in fan work but I love this headcanon so much so don’t shoot
- Everything is the same as canon but:
- Adrien jumps every time he sees his own reflection as if seeing a stranger
- Flowers are not safe around Marinette because she will eat them as if it’s the most normal thing in the world
- Gabriel mainly eats liquid food because this dumb bastard forgets he has teeth which he can chew with (He slurped on grapes without realising and choked and I wish that killed him)
- Alya has a huge appreciation for meat in her diet and she gets cranky if she goes on without it for a day
- Nino becomes more introverted but when he’s with Alya, he’s very sweet
- Chloe can actually go on for a while without sleeping and her work ethic improves which gives everyone around her a heart attack cos jfc who is this girl and where did her lazy ass go?
- Adrien has pounced on pigeons by impulse as both Chat Noir and himself before releasing them with a sneeze
- Marinette gets cold very easily and during winter, she’s dead tired and freezing 24/7 that she needs at least 5 layers on before stepping outside otherwise she’ll drop and sleep (Her parents feared that she had narcolepsy)
- Both Chloe and Gabriel end up getting a sweet tooth to the point where they won’t touch their coffee unless it has at least 8 teaspoon of sugar
- Adrien loves physical contact, especially by Ladybug/Marinette and he is oblivious to personal space (Imagine him greeting Marinette with a tight hug, rubbing his cheeks against hers as if it’s the most normal thing ever, leaving her a blushing mess)
- During winter, Ladybug makes Chat Noir her personal radiator and he’s not allowed to leave her hand until patrol/the battle is over
- i.e:
“M'Lady your earrings are beeping. As much as I love cuddling, you have to let me go so that you don’t detransform in front of me.”
“No…too cold…five more minutes…”
“You don’t even have two minutes left!”
“Shhhh mon minou let me sleep…”
“No no. When we reveal our civilian identities to each other, I want it to happen in either a romantic scenario where you’re declaring your undying love for me or when I’m dying in your arms in an angsty battle. NOT when you’re a sleepy bug with no concept of time and common sense.”
- Sashimi is Adrien’s best friend and it grosses tf out of Nino
- Spiders scare Marinette shitless and Adrien is not allowed near them cos he will try and eat our wonderful eight legged buddies
- The cucumber trick always works on Adrien
- Alya refers to Nino, Marinette and Adrien as her pack
- Nino loves swimming, baths, even the rain. He doesn’t even swim tbh, he just floats in the water like he won the lottery whilst Adrien stays tf away from all that H20 nastiness
- Marinette is so energetic during spring that it’s so cute and everyone’s hearts melt cos she’s so adorable and precious and-
- Adrien is comically possessive and if he dislikes someone, he’s not afraid to show it
- Imagine Lila or Chloe trying to pull a move on him and he just drapes himself over Marinette saying: “I’m loyal to my owner.” With a shit eating grin
- Every Akuma, Lila, and a few times Chloe has been hissed at by Adrien/Chat Noir
- Marinette forgets that she can’t fly. Once as Ladybug she forgets about her yoyo and just jumps off a building expecting to fly off. She gave Chat Noir a cardiac arrest and he literally ran at Sonic speed to save the dumbass from going s p l a t
- And of course we have the purring. That’s pretty self explanatory
- Alya whimpers and can pull puppy eyes. Evil powers that are. Eviiiiiiil
- Chloe has honey in everything she eats it’s mad
- Bonus:
“Ahahah g-g-good joke Chaton! I’m not Marinette pffffft!”
“Princess. Only you smell like the Dupain Cheng Bakery and use Sakura shampoo and have lips smelling like strawberries.”
“Damn you and your heightened cat senses…”
“Damn me? YOU MADE ME FALL FOR YOU TWICE AND I THOUGHT I WAS AN UNLOYAL CAT FOR BEING IN LOVE WITH BOTH OF YOU ONLY TO REALISE YOU’RE BOTH THE SAME PERSON! I LOST MY BEAUTY SLEEP OVER THIS!”
“…whoops?”
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