So, the gang is hanging out...
- Leo: *grinning* Hey, Neeks, what does Aphrodite look like to you?
- Nico: ...
- Will: ...
- Annabeth: Leo, maybe that isn't such a-
- Nico: She looks a lot like Percy-
- Annabeth: WHAT NOW
- Percy: WAIT REALLY
- Will: *looks down*
- Nico: *completely poker-faced but slowly starting to grin*
- Nico: You know, if Percy was taller, tanner, blond, blue-eyed-
- Percy: JASON WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THAT, BRO
- Nico: Freckled, was a healer, was a son of Apollo, and much hotter.
- Everyone but Percy: *dying of laughter*
- Percy: Okay, that is just RUDE. *looks at Jason desperately* I'm still your type, right, bro?
- Jason: *completely sincere* Of course, bro.
- Percy: Bro...
- Jason: Bro...
- Piper: So... I'm still here... You know... Your girlfriend...
- Annabeth: Welcome to the club.
- Annabeth and Piper: *glare at Hazel and Calypso*




